The Mass-Shilling Campaign: What are the Top 50 Marketcap Coins in 5 words or less

I’ve seen a surge in posts on /new lately asking for a rundown of the top 100 coins. If you have a better description for any of these, PLEASE comment below and I’ll add it in (don’t just call me stupid!). Here goes:

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• Bitcoin: First Uncensorable Internet Payments
• Ethereum: “I pay you if”
• Ripple: Instant No-chargeback Transactions
• Bitcoin Cash: Forkable Bitcoin
• EOS: Industrial-Scale Ethereum
• Litecoin: Original Bitcoin Clone
• Cardano: Verify Accountability of People/etc
• Stellar: More Decentralized Ripple-Fork
• IOTA: Largest DAG (non-blockchain crypto)
• TRON: Entertainment sharing platform
• NEO: Ethereum Competitor
• Tether: Stable 1:1 USD Crypto
• Monero: Privacy For Everyone.
• Dash: Masternode based Privacy
• NEM: Hosts other Cryptocurrency ledgers
• VeChain: Helps Real Companies with Blockchain
• Binance Coin: Reduces Binance Fees (Popular Exchange)
• Ethereum Classic: Ethereum That Refuses Chargebacks
• Bytecoin: Original Monero, Founders of Cryptonote
• Qtum: Simple Ethereum for Businesses
• OmiseGO: Decentralized Cryptocurrency Exchange
• ICON: Let Separate Blockchains Interact
• Zcash: Zero-Knowledge Privacy (mathematically unbreakable)
• Lisk: Develop your own Blockchain
• Ontology: Scaling Ethereum and Blockchain altoghether
• Zilliqa: Massively Scalable Blockchain
• Bitcoin Gold: Forever GPU Mineable PoS Cryptocurrency
• Aeternity: Ethereum with Real-World Data
• 0x: Allows building of decentralized exchanges
• Decred: 2nd Layer Blockchain Development
• Bytom: Connecting Physical “Things” to Blockchain
• Steem: Rewards Content Creators for Quality
• Verge: Broadcast Transactions without your IP
• Nano: Instant, free, decentralized transactions
• Siacoin: Decentralized File Hosting
• BitShares: Regulation Fighting Decentralized Exchange
• Golem: Decentralized Computer Power
• RChain: Solving Blockchain Speed & Scalability
• Wanchain: Decentralized Banking
• Bitcoin Private: Zcash technology without Premine
• Maker: Creates Decentralized, 1:1 USD “DAI” Token
• Populous: Anonymous Data Sharing
• Stratis: Ethereum For Classic Programmers
• Bitcoin Diamond: Faster, Cheaper Bitcoin
• Augur: Decentralized Prediction Market
• Waves: Enables Launching of Cryptocurrencies
• Dogecoin: Classic Meme Coin - Familiarity Advantage
• IOST: Platform to Exchange Digital Products
• Status: Decentralized Messenger and Browser
• WaltonChain: Tracks things like Diamonds IRL

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^{Editors note: I do not endorse ANY of these coins. Some of them are scams but I tried to keep this unbiased. ALWAYS look for the critique on every coin. If I find the time, I will create a Mass-FUD Campaign, outlying the major flaws in each top 50 coin.}